A pickle uses a banana as a saxophone. So smooth.

Doodle or Die

After swearing to the Dark Side, an evil lady bug waddles among the floorboards to laugh at a baby with a pacifier.

New Chain

'80's Flashdance scene.

New Chain

A delicious cheeseburger, please.

An umbrella takes a brutal beating from shoes raining down from the heavens.

A cat with pizza for intestines is born out of a flower.

Lady Gaga never answers the telephone.

Embracing feministic values, a hermaphrodite thinks it would be better to put a bird on her finger rather than a ring on it. Screw Beyonce.

John Lennon speaking to the masses of disillusioned existentialists.

New Chain

Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask.

New Chain

A tribe of indians look to the ocean to see fucking pilgrims on spaceships.

Le DIABLO!

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