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Tomato ethnic conflict

Hamburger realizes that going on a vacation to hell was a bad idea

Chicks prefer guys with shoe-guns over guys with regular houses

Shaved sheep is planning a terrific revenge on its offender

Japan proclaims Mars their Emperor. Dark ages are coming

Schrödinger bread, is it dead or alive?

Cat Dracula with red eyes is staring into your soul

Someone glued shrek's onion layers together. Kindness time is ogre.

2 fast 2 furious, luggage transporter edition.

Bear flew up very high on his green cloud, but got immediately dissapointed by the fact that there is only fire-farting man up there.

Praying mantis intercourse is far more interesting than marijuana