Fox refuses to do that cancerous meme song in front of an obviously distressed old man. Have you no sympathy?

Babby's first abstract expressionism.

A man, desperate for TP for his bunghole, is about to do unspeakable things to his cat. He weeps.

Doodle or Die

Aku, the evil shapeshifting sorcerer turns into a surreal fingersquid and reads a duck story to his nephew's kindergarten class.

Your uncle at your 4th birthday party.

Rapist ghost pursues his victim.

Piccolo giving Vegeta the inverse Heimlich.

Milk duds next to a face.

Anthropomorphic trash bin eating a softly weeping chocolate bar.

New Chain

The spice must flow.

New Chain

Heavy-ass deadlifts.

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Schlomo Shecklestein shepherding his shekels.

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