An incredibly detailed Peter Capaldi taking a candid photo of you with a red camera phone.

The Sumatran Shout-Hawk awakens a confused and naked cool kid.

Cool-guy McAnimeShades is a proud mother

A mysterious language, perhaps shorthand, completely indecipherable. Imagine the possible knowledge- oh it's fucking John Hancock, the ass.

Five Candles Johnny, the serial killer, leaves another of his signature birthday cake calling cards. What a sicko.

Well, I say. The scrawlings of a rather rude individual

The pokemon Unknown, despite no apparent genitalia, has a good old fashioned orgy.

Earth has shrunken down to about person size, and the mafia wants to put a hit out on it. Killing the Earth will make people afraid

A man lying in a pool of weed, semen, and blood,which thematically represents his love for Italy, cries afoul of his bro's festive manners

Dorito chinned sempai flirts with a sack of potatoes

The last of an endangered species of antelope contemplates existence, before realizing he is indeed an antelope and eats grass instead

Ryan's fungus child wistfully leaves home for college. I'm a man now, he thinks, as he looks back at his childhood home.