"Un No Astard shall recive," written in black, sloppy writing

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Several crazed fans fapping in the theater while watching that new hobbit movie.

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You coming out to your parents as a gay satanist.

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How to ruin a family thanksgiving

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Hot steamy shrex

two shreks making out with each other

a young chinito man paints a paitning of shrek meanwhile a bomb explodes in the background.

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You feel a warmth. It's shrek. You are so happy. You want to please shrek.

Shrek is in a canoe rowing through the mighty mississippi. He is on his way to visit you as we speak.

Shrek sitting beside a fire, hands interlocked with jesus christ himself.

Shrek visits a young boy in the night and he is overjoyed

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