A Pythonesque Gumby proves to be an ineffective critic of popular culture.

A hobbit lacks both elocution and sexual restraint.

Ebola proves to have a discerning taste when it comes to bespectacled, dapper males.

An illegal domino tile causes a capricious outburst from a disembodied fly's head.

A scrotal quill pen suffers literary incontinence.

Godzilla is no match for his most perilous of foes: CONJUNCTIVITIS!