William Shatner is aptly cast for the role of Fred Flintstone.

A reasonably-sightly Glaswegian is enamoured by a lactating smoking implement of his own construction.

The idiosyncratic North American past-time of "Labor Day" (sic) bears deleterious consequences unto its otherwise noble populace.

The Scout, now missing an arm, competes in the Paralympics.

An anthropomorphic stone begs an explanation from a potato crisp (or a potato chip, depending on your country of origin).

Medusa (Μέδουσα), depicted here in serpentine form, prior to her slaying at the hands of Perseus (Περσεὺς).

A precocious green avian expostulates with a dame of cerulean dress and pendulous bosom.

A banana (of the Musa acuminata species) reacts poorly to being severed laterally.

Skub. (Don't tell the anti-Skub faction, there'll be trouble.)

A plush toy, representing a mammal of the family Ursidae.

Aristophanes (Ἀριστοφάνης), son of Philippus, famous Athenian playwright.

What all true warriors strive for.