Gaben@valvesoftware.com

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gaming's greatest scam

2 hours and 26 minutes after I've lost control of my life

a hipster wearing a fedora is at starbucks using his mac despite having no hands

the joker ponders the connection between counting numbers and people while shopping for weapons to kill batman's parents

WHEAR'AR THEY? WHEAR'ATHEY! WHEAERZ DENT? WHEARZ RAYCHUL!?

Gabe Newell

Mrs. Claus wearing her husband's beard

How's the pie?

SQUARE CANDYCANES? FUCKIN' NOPE!

Johnny is trying to sell shit on ebay and doesn't understand the concept of trolls. he wishes only people serious would enquire