A fat, quadriplegic man punches a dude in the face with his only remaining left arm.

Happy person stoned on something batshit crazy.

Draw something that numbs your senses...Something that's so retarded your nose bleeds from thinking about it.

Doodle or Die

A weaboo furry is being retarded

A man fist pumps the air.

Don't Bully, M'kay?

Doodle or Die

A baseball player is standing in front of his team's mascot dressed as a cat, while two cats try to get it's attention

Don't shit where you eat.

One Fried Egg in a pan.

A curious stick figure

Penguin lying on ice

A zombie sweats.

 
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