Eviscerated by the sharpest mandarin.

Broccoli caught guiltily upset and red-handed by eggplant in murder of carrot. Eggplant prepares a retaliatory knuckle sandwich.

OH FUCK SKELETON

RADICAL GNARLY INDIE OVER THE GREEN SWAMP MONSTER DUDE

100% Buddha.

The Man With The Reddest Legs kidnaps Disco Ball Girl.

Microwaving one kilogram of human feces.

Skeleton ballerina curtseys gracefully.

A slice of bread does not approve of forced black-face.

Obama longingly gazes at his microphone.

A man is powerfully anxious regarding his ability to eat Hot Wheels.

No, fuck you.