I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.

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some buff ducks bully that pussy-ass nigga Link

New Chain

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark

a pterodactyl is right and then its over

New Chain

The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

New Chain

a big black dick vomiting up a whopper

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