once upon a time two black snowflakes decided to rob some honkeys. they were in for a surprise when their victims turned out to be weapons!

Doom 2

BILLY JOE'S CAT ATTACKS AN ALIUM THAT IS AN AMOEBA THAT LOOKS LIKE A SAD DONKEY

captain Boreale of the blood ravens chapter

blue hedgehog has CAPTURED HIS NEMESIS THE LEGLESS GRAB AND GLOATS OH HOW HE GLOATS AND SNEERS AND TELLS HIM HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER

HAPPY DAY HAPPY DAY BOOGERS BOOGERS JOY JOY

A happy homosexual couple, the sub is horny yet tries to act calm

A malfunctioning cat tv. Cat is either russian or irish because it is an alcoholic.

Old Yeller pees his sadness away (on a fire extinguisher)

A perplexed auger-handed jersey shore character

A penguin watching a diamond and a pink arrow crawl through the maze

Fat woman has a poppy pod growing out of it the poppy is crying