a man questions what's wrong with the world after fucking his starbucks cup

zacharie is holding a magic ball that says "u gon get fucked by ur luv"

the batter finds out about pablo's batterie folder

gangsta batter's about to whoop ass after being told off.

Batter tries his sons meat and ends up puking skittle rainbows.

The Batter wonders why the fuck he's taking a dump on the mario pipe.

a limbless crosseyed mouse wonders why he wasn't aborted.

Batter teaches Pinocchio how to baseball.

oh gOD NOT THE DEMON BABY...........

Batter gives up on purifying zones and is now a porn star.

Elsen reading the newspaper and drinkin his cup o' joe

granny condescence chasin our godtier non homo bffs