Hot dog

Constipated guy trying to shit, but he forgot to take his pants off.

Keyboard smashing, again

John Carpenter's The Thing

Ringo Starr is condemned to the noodle vortex in the 6th layer of Dante's Hell

Kirby after consuming a McDonald's worker

The Tourette's Guy

Data (or Lore?) ripping Q (in a Starfleet uniform) in half

hmm... nah

Playing the "Sex" card in Yu-Gi-Oh

The planets and asteroids have had enough of the sun's shit and are leaving.

Dr. Wily invents a ray gun that sets his own car on fire, good job idiot