A suspicious looking guy hiding behind a curtain. Probably wants to tell you about Jesus or awesome used cars or something

Sharing apples with your friends is difficult if you can't count

Rolling on the red paint is the best pastime I can think of

It's difficult to be cleverer than naming your horse "whores"

Bill Cosby finds out the true meaning of christmas

A snake, impaled by a coathanger, wonders how that cheeseburger in front of it is floating

Large restaurant chain corporations oppress the weak

Bruce Lee is revived by the Illuminati, and must kick some 4chan ass

Uke I am your father... kind of

A man in a notably tasteless flannel jacket has sex (with his pants on) with some ethnically vague person

Super kid has only one weakness, magnets!

Some guy bought a monkey costume to take pictures of himself because he can't draw a monkey