I dont know who either of these men on the scale are but they are apparently questionably equal. Obama and Bush?

A man rejecting a medicine man. This could be a take on refusal to accept Obama's health care plan or modern medicine in general. Boobs

An intricate dance move most commonly referred to as the "Pelvic Thrust" accompanied by a "Da" possibly Russian

A male symbol cumming with a carrot in its ass

A panda that just had too much of that meth from Breaking Bad

A cardinal killing himself at a birthday party

Ninja Santa refusing to give elf time off

Person skull pencil

ET=A tampon maybe?

A supersayan getting a vidya game

A retard about to throw a cupcake at me

The South