Mark Sheppard can make this happen. Mark Sheppard is the mo'fuckin man!

Coat TNT

Creepy guy getting a little too into BDSM

Cocky banana makes jealous snake cry.

Man confused by either a black hole, or a lot of black lines

A flying hairy green dildo, begging for some social interaction.

An Object-sexual

Either a lonely brown speckled ball sitting in a corner, or a yellow man has just taken a rather oddly shaped shit on a concrete floor.

Death Grips. The Money Store.

GOTTA GO FAST!

I hate writing with my finger. So much blood loss.

A hook-handed man enquires about the space ship floating behind his friend.