Yourself... in front a of a mirror. Also you are covered in blood. In your kitchen.
A pedo priest inviting children into his 'church' ;)
Burglar steals 1P from Batman.
Teacher shouting at student for talking during Public Speaking Class Finals.
Giant star thing bigger than sun compared to sun.
Blue squid thing
Basketball. "Shut up and jam"
Upside down pokeball with eyes (lacking pupils)
Some weird person with make up etc. standing over a dead stickman saying 'My Precious...'
Potato