Look at Grandma's tits, I hope mine don't get like that

GARPS ABBLEES ARNJ BEHNUNU STARBURBY - ALL FROOT

Boy that alligator sure is expensive! It does have a built in antenna though.

Na....na. Na.... na. Na.. na. Na.. na. Na. na. Na. na. Nana. Nana. Nanananananana ARGGHHHH

Well I just don't know who he is sir, but he does look rather dumb

Smash the jack-o-lantern!

Hugkisshugkisshugkisshugkiss GOSSSIPPPIN GIRLS

The Grimace has evolved into a new, more evil form

Don't open this envelope! It'll tell you what happens next

Valentine for the Nazgul!

Extreeeeme trust exercise!

Noticing I'm orange, the racist shouts, "Fuck that bitch", and tosses the letter "h" at me. I dodge, like in the matrix, to his surprise.