As I approached the computer, it did something very uncharacteristic: it spoke to me.

Two lumps of lead duel to the death over a female sink.

He was on the toilet all along.

The new month of "Smarch" skips the 22nd day and goes right on to the 23rd

Ted "Bacon" Danson standing in front of a rainbow void.

People flee the oncoming storm, and the white dogs remain in the treetops.

Moe from The Simpsons laughs heartily.

A female orc with flowing gold locks wields a triangular shield and sword.

A violent storm! Kidneys rain from the sky.

A purple splat with a red smiley face

What are birds?

A snowman vomits and pees all over himself, and the dog leaves.