Good Evening, I am Harold the Homosexual Hamster. As you can see, I am obviously superior to you because of my sweet glasses.

It looks like a stinsle drawing of a gentleman's genetalia.

There were only three things I knew about Edward: One, he was a vampire; two, part of him wanted to eat me; three, i am a massive bitch.

Is it a jackal? Jackal! Jackal? Jackal!? Is it a Jackal??? JACKALLLLLL?!?!?!

Skeletal SlingShot

Dinosaur recieves a severe paper cut just before a rainbow meteor strikes him.

Bad Luck Brian decided to join Doodle or Dies. Dies.

ASSIMILATE!

Man-Bear-Pig

CSI: Shitty Mall Store

Elf drinking corona under a burning desert sun.

It's a dick in a box!