Exasperated whining

A one armed man compensates for his hideous disability by using his extremely long and flexible tongue to swat away a mutated bat.

Eternal darkness is contained withing a heroic microwave, named Something

A red duck tries to catch a wandering negro. It uses spaghetti for bait, because it is not a smart duck.

Friendship is Magic

An extremely flexible man, with very few teeth and a lazy eye, vocally expresses angst and regret

Mysterious floating eyeballs sudden realize that are unclothed

A chameleon with red eye lasers

An eyepatch wearing blonde with an arrow sticking out of her head

An interesting black and white pattern

A rainbow so beautiful it makes even decapitated sailor heads cry.

Big beautiful bouncing boobies