a meteor is about to strike a man in his butt while he tries to pick a plate of living noodles from the floor

Doodle or Die

a sexual worker is doing a wide research about different types of man eyaculation and she's pleased with the results of her investigation.

gay pride is confused and mixed it's colours

two penises built a tree house with their bodies and some semen.

hipster devil was evil before it was cool

a grey shroom overdosed on green poisonus smoke

a giant turtle with two elephants on top, holding dropping lake with a mountain in the middle

Don't push the red button!!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Transgenic Big Mac teases you.

The phantom of the opera gets accepted by princess Zelda.

a rubber duck is chasins a sponge under the water

This was drawn by a German.

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