Carrot wearing a top hat and a monocle.

unhappy woman thinking about gross food?

two afro-american worms hanging out

moose painting a scene with a cactus shaped suspiciously like a schlong

couple in bed getting their kink on

Wal*Mart?

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEVER TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT?

I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS PRESSURE

this is my collection of rocks

wait for the drop

we'll be off the radar / off the map / stretched out in the tall green grass

shut the fuck up.