A living apple emerges screaming from the anus of a man doing a handstand. I don't even know.

Cool guys without faces hanging around

Poor man has been trapped inside the time 3:10

Walking skyscraper steals a golden ring from a giant flute

Gotta use condoms before you take a girl's virginity, Fox!

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Man confesses his theft to the police, who are giant saltshakers?

Man cries over the corpse of a man he just killed. Corpse has a prominent, prominent erection.

Carrots...in...space!

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A ghost surprised to discover its blind date is Bill Murray

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