Your mother says, "Who?" Little does she know, it's me. It's me who is raping her.

Starvin' Marvin thinks he is reading a book. Silly Marvin. That's a bloody rock.

In heaven everyone turns into an old man and must evade giant oranges

Jude Jraws Schupid Sheet

Ekans sees something he likes <3

Baby, don't hurt me... No more...

Black person wants to flunk you

Donkey loves tree

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Yoda smoking a bong

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Whitney Houston's pharmacist

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Grandma who thinks she's an airplane

A cheerful naked woman on her period with a breast on her sternum. She's careless with her chainsaw.

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