FUCKING DOLPHIN! OMG

An old man puts poop on his face, before realizing it was poop that he was putting on his face.

Something unintelligible about Billy Mays.

A blue cube with a red eye above it sits in a field of grass and man-made stone walls

A lemon basks in the sun

A rock that believes it is a jar of nutella is in jail.

Someone proclaims "Kill it." whilst looking at an ugly demon baby.

A jelly fish is frightened by a paper towel roll that yells "Boooo!"

Buttery love if you know what I mean.

A man in a spotted suit, next to a man in a spotted suit, but this man is also covered in poo.

New Chain

It's sunday afternoon and there's a giraffe eating my monkey.

A woman asks if you want her "science titties."

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