An unimpressed dog mob boss addresses one of his employees. He is not impressed with his worker's progress.

Chain Chomp's tired of your shit, Mario. And this time, your precious invincibility star isn't here to save you.

An enraged Stegosaurus playing Badminton, announces his hate for the unrelated sport Croquet. Silly dinosaur, you aren't playing croquet.

Byron from Pokemon diamond/pearl fansevice. There is a luvdisc beside him.

Nigel Thornberry flying through the air. Damn. That is one talented man. Smashing.

Mario about to mug an old man; but the old man sees through his farce and challenges him head-on. Damnit, Mario! Not again!

Oh boy. Um...this is....uh....Pluto the dog.......in.....his natural habitat..? Yeah, sure, good enough. He's chewing on a bone.

A carrot is bleeding? Well, poor mister carrot is chopped in half, bleeding and crying. Man, if carrots bled, salads would be a crime.

Sakura from Naruto reading a book aloud to Whinnie the Pooh.

IT'S MY KEYCHAIN OF VIRGINA!

A king cannot figure out how to sit in his throne. What witchcraft is this? A raised sitting cushion? BLASPHEMY!

The horrifying reality of duck faces and how psychologically damaging they can be to small children.