I am guessing that some guy broke a chain, probably a good chain, with Sonic.

Bomberman is holding a stick of dynamite instead of his trademark bombs. Bomberman insists he does not give a fuck.

Mars attempts to call Earth, Ozone layer prevents connection from occuring. Mars is irked over these events, Earth is mildly sad.

EA Sports quickly developing "Dog Treat 2012", "Dog Treat 2013" and "Dog Treat 2013 Hall of Fame Edition"

Man is bewildered by a falling set of small gorilla robots.

This week, in failure:

"In six games."

Shinji masturbating to Asuka, this is the exact moment he realizes how disgusting he is.