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A blue thing with orange octopuses growing out of its cheeks.

Men who draw penises on doodleordie have reeeeally small penises.

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A boring smiley face.

A tree has mutated following nuclear fallout.

A toucan emerges from the yin yang symbol.

New Chain

Women are awesome.

Bushfire!

Fish eat a monkey.

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