A woman bleeds gouts of blood from her flower

His name is bigus dickus and he has a large car

Two rainbows at once

Pickle Popcicles are the new hotness

a man with a tumor on his head

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A man with his head so far up his own ass he poops out his head again

birdman squirts mustard everywhere

Polkadots of every shape and color!

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Trouser snakes rule!

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A cat causes the blue screen of death.

Templar knight in space.

an angry looking girl who is screaming "Now Die" at an unknown party.

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