A crack-whore mermaid asks black George Costanza to buy her a drink on her wedding day.

Short stocky dead fat man with short black hair and sad mouth. Has tits, no nipples, belly button, and green ball on his d***. He's Naked.

Green butt-hole flower with hair on top.

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