scout is an acorn falling down a hole in a mario level

the pyro's sexual fantasies involve lighting a pocket heavy on fire and playing with a dog

It was an inside job

a dank sheep chillin' and maxin' on a beach

The 2013 Boston Marathon is interrupted by...

The free ice cream machine appears to have been stealthily packed full of shit

A floating naruto head is having sensual fun imagining fun

Mexican rapist Ash Ketchum attempts to coerce his superior into giving him cookies