Alright, check this out: This fuckin fish is crying underwater, but it don't make no sense cuz his tears are water too. How could you tell?
hangry firefighter
dog and a hamburger and a spider, made into one living thing. kinda cute!
The turtle, cursed like Prometheus, endures eternal the eternal torture of getting paper airplanes tossed at his stomach. Damn...
At long last, his quest to retrieve the decapitated head of Genghis Khan was now at an end. He could now return to a pineapple under the sea
An oreo cookie gets high and starts painting everywhere
The Hulk thinks that a bike is sentient and therefore has a name, which he asks for in a grammatically incorrect fashion.
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a cute lil deer
A car has adopted a human baby (thanks, Obama), and thinks it's spending too much time playing video games.
The Enigmist threatens a newspaper.
a vegan/homophobic individual
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