A black man with tits where his biceps should be

Poorly drawn blue lightning hitting a purple egg and a blue egg

chingalinga chong chong CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT'S JUST A NAKED BALD ASIAN GUY.

It is obviously a rabid snail eating pizza why do you even have to ask

A terribly overused joke from MS Paint Adventures

A rather large pedophile with a blue hat that is about to recieve a blowjob from minnie mouse.