a nervous dragon attempting stand up comedy. That shit is adorable btw.

Death poetry involving yellow fish?

A bear with luscious lips claiming he(?)'s a bad dancer.

Doodle or Die

Sweet ass drawing of fat link riding a horse, wielding an ax, chasing an twig man with a knife?

A child asks "where the hell is dad?" as her family stares at a naked man and his picnic. The mother says "..kids, this isn't our picnic."

a ballerina robot declares the he/she MUST DESTROY HUMANS

A singing black man climbs a ladder while a pink square looks on with disapproval

A sexy stalk of broccoli drunk on jack daniels

Silly Pencils convincing hitler to kill himself so that they may rein and create new pencil-people hybrids to rule the underworld.

owen wilson's big nose

A SEXY TACO MAN WITH BOOOOBS!

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