Drawing. You're doing it wrong.

The kitchen sponge is ALIIIIIVE!

Music note is sad. Too generic.

People with no arms being confused to run into a piece of toast that's alive.

Apparently the Ass Fairy says it's ass time. Scared dog is scared...

*sniff sniff* Dafuq is this shit?

What a lovely pickle you have here. She's stunning, yes. Gorgeous, honey, gorgeous. Just because you're green, doesn't mean you're ugly.

Poker Face.

Dancing Slender Man.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... that derps.

Angry bear.

Frog prince standing in a storm.