a mutated tree monkey with twelve limbs. Oh my god its staring right at me

Duck voyeurism

HAMMERTIME!

A cat forming a sinister plot to assassinate the president

An octopus about to take a shower

The sun giving his friend earth a great big hug

Unicorn setting up a kidney-harvesting scam

an alien from toy story about to be grabbed by a giant metal claw

a man with an erect phallus reprimands his hired escort because she is still wearing trousers while urinating

brocolli

Tic-Tacs running for president

A pizza fith redundancy filling