Houston, we have lift off. Grapes have broken upper troposphere, all diagnostics normal. Hey, Jim, how the fuck did we fit the fuel in?

Rainbow ejaculation is unnecessary in society today.

A box spills its life secrets to a man with cheeks that protrude from his face like large, obnoxious tennis balls.

A flower experiencing a bout of unfortunate flatulence, which also turns out to be mildly explosive and highly flammable.

A green man with four eyes and the oddest moustache ever seen preaches the benefits of personal hygiene after expelling faecal matter.

Mario, furstyle.

Sad flower does not LIKE musical clouds, and that fucking sun started joining in as well!!

A large, elated red blob about to glomp a small, mildly disfigured man who appears to be disinterested in what is around him.

A blonde haired disembodied head staring with a bewildered expression at an eyeless dolphin with wheels attached to a blonde haired man.

Super Scribbleman attempts to rescue a bag of coins from the notorious villain Crowbar, with his temporal shenanigans. Slick as spades yo.

An elephant fires an eye from his trunk. He is displeased.

Man is disillusioned! HE SAYING DORITOS ARE NACHO! ^('3')^ NINJA MAN cries.

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