The penguin is confused by the sudden ghostly ice cream cone.

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After the fifth day, I finally gave in and ate the cake. I could almost ignore the maggots.

Demon-possessed pikachu is cooking bacon. SPOOKY BACON! It sparkles in sinister anticipation.

The sleep of reason produces monsters.

Earl wanted to be a turtle, he really did. So they painted him green and stitched a shell to his back. Happy birthday, Earl!

A demonic clock stabs an X-eyed cyclops in the knee. His motives are unknown, but his eyes speak of madness.

Always watching, minds divide the heart in two. Always waiting, shadows walk all over you.

Justice by way of helmet full of bees. Truly the only way to punish terrible acting.

Sauron stands on a desolate wasteland, a cloud of fire behind him.

The last person on earth sat in a room. There was a knock on the door.

The dread leviathan is trapped in the sea for now, but soon his servants shall aid him, and he shall wreak havoc on mankind.