Jean Luc Picard is the Captain

Frog in a thong looking very seductive. That thong is really up there. I bet you could bounce a quarter off that ass.

And so I wept for my cat was sleeping. I am a fucking carrot that is crying. Also green fire coming out of my ass.

Poo covered rabbit think its a lion

Stitch

Bear - T + Fr(Hg) => Cat + Hr-F+G

Green dragon is confused

Wario pissed that he caught such a small fish

Dead man inside of a peapod

Two male trees in pink ties. One is asking for sex and is unhappy. the other says Alright and is very happy.

gold fish, chinese, probably going to eat him, or maybe stick him up my ass. and then shit him out. and then eat him.. yes. thats better.

Americas northernmost state.