The anguish of shoving a big juicy d up your a and getting a hair pulled in side with it

sloshing around in your own shit because forgot you were lunar landing today and ate some space-spice curry last night

The charred and mutated remains of a noble newstand operator from Nagasaki

OP starts to sage his own thread

Pls! listen 2 black ppl Have my Family Hostage! Dey Want some KFC or we die! 555-127-482. Help !

Shitty gay scientist dad comforted by son.