A calculator. Srsly? That's it? A fucking calculator? Somebody better make this a fucking Jedi calculator.

"It sucks." Written in brown, with a stereotypical dog turd underneath it.

A sad balding man with a HUGE, and I mean HUGE, (bigger than the man) coat ejaculating on the world that for some reason is on fire.

A fat very tanned man with short arms, midriff showing, exclaims his astonishment with a poorly drawn blonde bimbo in pink.

A happy purple tortoise with an elongated neck.