A man is falling with great speed and suddenly he lands on a tree with his ass.

potato with legs sitting onThe desert sands. He thinks that thisIs the end forHim, noone can rescue him. He recounts hisLife in full detail.

It is a window on a brick wall

A guy siting InThe dark is panicking and AsHe is psyched out OfHis mind from fear he screams "WHY!" and there IsA lightswitch nexts ToHim :\

Water dripping into a pot

The words "TOO BAD" with a >:) face

The ghost from pacman are trying to get in pacmans club with a disguise ButThe bouncer finds their disguise suspicious SoHe wont let them in

A hot dog yelling at another hot dog

Venusaure

The Spy from TF2 claiming that "He was here...;" And yeah, I get the reference. Only n00bs don't play TF2.

A serial rapist with a knife requests to have sexual intercourse with your anus in a threatening manner.

A TeamFortress 2 movie with Samuel Jackson starring as the Demoman