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You crucified your own puppy! :(

Seagulls can't see shit underneath the setting sun.

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A dog is crying because his parents were killed.

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A villian is going to kill a sad man on a cliff.

A man who isn't so amazed at a strong man lifting up a person.

Doodle or Die

A Nazi officer telling a scared young pedestrian in mixed German and English: "Zis is nein proper chicken fillet breast."

Rainbow centipede!

Alright, who took a dump on my bed?

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