A pair of tits become so enraged with the woman they're attached to that they file for a restraining order. They are successful.

"NAH." in red paint. It is big. Since that's boring, it's also being fucked by a big black man. Trust me, I'm a sex therapist.

Two apples. Since that's boring, they're also fucking each other. Trust me, I'm a gynecologist.

Doodle or Die

An immaculately drawn red pyro, wearing mini-Cthulhu as a hat. She is thinking about a black fuzzball. Also, water is leaking from the FT.

here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

¿Qué es esto, yo no siquiera?, except in English. (Google Translate, gringo)

Engraved is a picture of a dog standing on twig stilts. Above it is the word, "DAWG." All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.

Cross-eyed freak can't pull off a bow-tie.

A rather startled-looking man becomes the next victim of megalabioitis, better known as BIG FUCKING LIPS disease.

Some poor sod, whose hair is on fire, has the outline of a heart for a beard. Also what the fuck those eyes.

Europe's take on Superbowl XLVIII.

Chilli's logo. Seriously, that's it; it's fucking boring as hell. It doesn't even say Chilli's or anything what the fuck.

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