...and then I heard the train whistle.
The harbinger of the mountain marks the end of days. His rampage destroys life on earth again, hoping we shall better please him next time.
The arcade game has ended itself, as it suspects you've been cheating.
An alarm clock advises its owner against drug usage, because he cares about you, man.
A stripper discovers that her audience has rather... unmentionable tastes.
An orange rocket flying through space approaches a strange, pink nebula formation.
A seedless strawberry wearing not one, but TWO monocles.
This insect has so much swag that people passing by are simply crushed by it. I mean, just LOOK at this smooth motherfucker.
Garfield, the orange wonderbear, is not sure what to do now that he has been thrown from the aeroplane of existence.
Isn't that nice, somebody's made coffee for their loved one on valentine's day.
Someone who is deeply confused when introduced to japanese anime unexpectedly.
An audience member at the roman gladiatorial games suggests the warrior be killed for his dishonorable defeat in battle.