Homo Sampson
3 aliens in a canoe in the middle of the ocean
Only the strongest lightning water cow can win
Beavis in cornholio mode saying "are you threatening me?"
The cats have found a new way to mark their territory: with the corpses of unsuspecting dogs who wander too far from their owners.
Bumble bee on Adderall.
dolphin jesus getting hit by lightening
a nude pig say to oink me in the butt
panda that hates sushi
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Dreaming about your birthday then suddenly being awakened by an alarm clock.
Poppy seed muffins will make you fail a drug test
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