SWEET! FIRST EDITION CAPTAIN AMERICA TRADING CARDS

dont bring a gun to a telephone fight

a man happily organizes his collection of grass clippings

Knights of the round table lose gravity

hipster barrista demands sexual favors from a scantily-clad woman.

a dog dreams of being the next Freddie Mercury. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, DOG.

*GASP* It's the stargate! Where will it take us? We'll just have to find out...

a man uses his chameleon tongue to eat two chicken legs

a cat demands that the fish feed him

Rooby Snacks, Raggy

Presidential Candidate, Ratface, makes promises he knows he cant keep

Pacman punches blink the ghost