A person with pink eyes vomits green vomit (they ate spinach I guess)

It's that dumb dog from Achewood or Dilbert. Probably more Dilbert.

The opening of Castaway right as he wakes up on the beach and realizes he's like totally boned

A sperm whale emerges from a trans-dimensional portal to chase down a black man running away across the grass Windows XP desktop background

The pope marries Rapunzel to a friendly Arab slaver he met the other day

A skier on the slopes, enjoying the falling snow.

Abraham Lincoln at the White House being a Mad Gansta

A devil just took a huge bong hit, on the outskirts of Hell City

Draw 'How to Draw an Owl' (google it if you've never seen it)

A ear and balls as a question mark. It's quite well drawn actually. The question is why would someone use such talent for something awful

A dude thinks to himself, what on Earth is going on?

A black man with a large afro at the disco, circa 1973